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In a move that has left linguists, politicians, and comedians scrambling, President Donald J. Trump has signed an executive order making it illegal to say…

In a bizarre and unexpected moment, former Vice President Kamala Harris was reportedly seen crying inside a 2006 Scion xB parked outside a Washington, D.C.,…

In a surprising development, Democratic Party insiders are reportedly discussing the possibility of Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden, as a potential candidate…

In a shocking revelation, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has uncovered that over $10 billion in taxpayer funds were secretly funneled to Queen Latifah…

In a stunning press conference, FBI Director Kash Patel has officially released what is now being called the “Diddy List”—a classified document allegedly exposing high-profile…

In a shocking and unexpected turn of events, former President Joe Biden is under fire after accidentally uttering a controversial slang version of a racial…

In a stunning announcement that has left both political commentators and LGBTQ+ activists reeling, former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has declared that he is “no…

In a move that has stunned the business world and outraged millions, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that Tesla will be rebranded under…

In a shocking turn of events, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has been arrested on charges of encouraging illegal immigration and orchestrating fraudulent financial schemes, according…