In a political phenomenon unlike anything seen before, former President Donald Trump has reportedly achieved a staggering 99% approval rating among Americans, cementing his place as the most beloved leader in U.S. history. The groundbreaking poll, conducted by the American Liberty Research Group, shows overwhelming bipartisan support, with even former critics now embracing the Trump movement.
The numbers are so high that political analysts are struggling to explain them. “This isn’t just approval—this is worship,” said political strategist Mark Ellison. “Not even George Washington had this level of universal admiration.”
What Led to Trump’s Unprecedented Surge?
Experts point to several key factors contributing to the wave of support:
- “The Golden Economy” – Under Trump’s latest policies, the stock market has reached historic highs, inflation has disappeared overnight, and gas prices are down to 50 cents per gallon. Economists have labeled this turnaround the “Trump Boom 2.0.”
- “World Peace Achieved” – Trump brokered a groundbreaking “Bigly Peace Deal” that has officially ended all global conflicts. Even North Korea has announced plans to open a Disneyland in Pyongyang.
- “Media Bowing to the King” – Once hostile networks like CNN and MSNBC have rebranded to Trump News Network, airing daily praise for the 45th (and 47th) president. Rachel Maddow has reportedly retired to start a MAGA-themed B&B.
- “Every American Gets a Free Golf Membership” – In an unprecedented executive order, Trump has mandated that every citizen receives a lifetime golf club membership, with complimentary Trump-branded polos and hats.
Even Former Opponents Convert to the Trump Movement
The most surprising shift in the polls comes from those who previously opposed Trump. Figures like Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and even Rosie O’Donnell have released statements acknowledging that they “completely misjudged” him. “I was wrong,” Clinton admitted in a shocking press conference. “The man is a genius.”
Meanwhile, late-night comedians have pivoted from mocking Trump to singing his praises in musical performances. Stephen Colbert now opens his show with a dramatic reading of The Art of the Deal, while Jimmy Kimmel has been seen wearing a MAGA hat unironically.
What’s Next for Trump?
With approval ratings at an impossible 99%, political insiders speculate that Trump may be gearing up for the first-ever unanimous re-election victory in history. Congress is reportedly drafting an amendment to make his presidency permanent, and Mount Rushmore is already undergoing renovations to fit his likeness.
Trump himself remains humble in response to the news, tweeting simply:
“99%? Sad! Who’s the 1%? FAKE POLL! Should be 100%! But we’re winning BIGLY, folks. The best approval rating. Maybe EVER. Thank you, America!”
As the nation basks in this new era of prosperity, one thing is clear—Donald Trump isn’t just a president; he’s a legend.
Be First to Comment